Cute things kids say

As people know, kids say the darnedest things. Usually, they are pretty cute. So, Hayes has been the one lately with the funny sayings.

Ben and Hayes were watching a video of themselves in my tummy and when they were born. They wanted to know how they got out. Then, they wanted back in they said. Later that night, Hayes pointed to my tummy and said "I want back in your tummy". I said "you are too big to go back in my tummy". He said "you need a door". A door to my tummy so he can climb in and out whenever he pleases. I guess kind of like a kangaroo.

Then, he had on his footed pj's and zipped his pee pee in it. He said "I broke my peenie, I need a bandaid". Ryan and I said he did not need a bandaid that he would be ok. He said "my peenie forgot to duck". Indeed it did.

Last, Hayes was going to the store with Ryan yesterday. He was dressed and ready to go and I said that he needed to go potty before they left. He went to the bathroom and came out and said he did not go. We told him he needed to try before they left and he said "my peenie said no". Well, if it talks you better listen.