Ok, I have a funny but somewhat gross story about the infamous Hayes-mister. As you may know from earlier posts, he is stealth. So, when he does his poopie business I hardly ever know except that his pants are gone. He also sometimes says "mom, I go poop but I clean, look". Can you even imagine what he does next?
Lers see, like a normal boy it might be:
1. Goes back to the toilet and lets me help him?
2. Tries to clean himself?
If that is what you thought, you were wrong. He proceeds to stick his finger in his crack and pulls it out showing me that no poopie is on it. "See mommy? It's clean". Sometimes he just tries to pull open a cheek to show us he is good.
And....other times, my eyes are burned with the image of poop on the finger. Maybe burned is too strong of a verb, but I never like to see it. GROSS!!!
However, even though he can be gross and has earned the name "Pigpen", he is still so darling that I can't even stand it!!!
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